Jingle Bell
(Sung to the Tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Only one this year
Oh what a mess
The economy’s in
Trashing our good cheer
Jingle bell, jingle bell
We can’t afford a set
One little bell
Will have to tell
Our Christmas storyette
(Chorus)
Our trusted banker’s greed
To see his profits grow
Our loyal broker’s need
To make a lot of dough
Made us all feel rich
Until the bill came due
It really is a bitch
To see it wasn’t true
OH…
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Sing your little song
We all thought we had it made
But I guess we had it wrong
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Merry Christmas All The Same!
From the I Really Should Be Drawing Staff
(That would be me and my dog, Bugs)